I did a horrible thing to that girl
I bred my misery and drowned it in her
And she got me high
And I hardly noticed there were tears in her eyes.

Plan for tomorrow :
Wake up, live on coffee and teevee. Read and laze around in bed. Run 14 km. Watch Friends.
I sewed 2 skirts today!

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Awesome reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of ‘beauty’ and ‘money’: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a ‘trading position’. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or ‘leased’. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in ‘leasing’ services, do contact me…

signed,
CEO
J.P. Morgan :)

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I want a hamster, a quishy pudgy one that sleeps in a ball and can sit on its butt.

coochi coo!

YAY! I've always loved flying off to some unknown part of the world, together with a bunch of "strangers". Feels like some spin-off of LOST. And I love it most when my sister helps me pack! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY I can't wait to climb mountains and visit tribes and eat funny foods. I know the one thing i'll miss most is my toilet.

Thanks to my working the night shifts, my whole sleeping cycle ahs been turned topsy turvy, I wake up at noon and sleep at 2, but still, work is too much fun, thanks to the crazy people who are always making me laugh. I do hope to have more time and discipline to talk to God, instead of wasting it watching reruns of Friends.

7km

I don't want to grow up, I don't want to have to be tied down to anything. I don't want the responsibility, but i want to experience everything.

7km
fascinated by the fact that i see immediate enormous weight loss after i run. Then i gain it all back again by night.

Maybe... we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.

Maybe... when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us.

Maybe... it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives.

Maybe... the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

Maybe... the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches.

Maybe... you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do.

Maybe... there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child -- so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real, so that once they are around you appreciate them more.

Maybe... the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Maybe... you should always try to put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that something could hurt you, it probably will hurt the other person, too.

Maybe... you should do something nice for someone every single day, even if it is simply to leave them alone.

Maybe... giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but, if it doesn't, be content that it grew in yours.

Maybe... happiness waits for all those who cry, all those who hurt, all those who have searched, and all those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of the people who have touched their lives.

Maybe... you shouldn't go for looks; they can deceive; don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.

Maybe... you should hope for enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy

Maybe... you should try to live your life to the fullest because when you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling but when you die, you can be the one who is smiling and everyone around you crying.

God is good, all the time!
He gave me a job, even better than the one that i was aiming for. I still get to scoop ice cream, but it's much nearer to my house and the people are really friendly =)
He does amazing things, I want to experience His closeness for myself. I have come to realise that drawing further from Him would leave me feeling alone, defeated and meeting with obstacles every where I turn. I want to embrace Him all over again, His grace and mercies truly never fade, God is with me, my father in heaven. And His love will guide my life and pave my way. In HIM will i place my trust, my hopes. I want to honor Him with what I have. Choosing the right role models. To learn to look at the inside and not the outside.

I ended up running 8k today. I actually felt that i could have gone on running, but it was getting a bit boring listening to 98.7's remixes of Katy Perry over and over again, so i stopped and went back. The weather was lovely today, not too hot or sunny and slightly breezy. Along the way, a steamroller started coming towards me and a couple who was running in front of me (the canal near my place is undergoing construction). The two of them turned around and i was contemplating whether to turn around or just continue. I chose the latter because I hate making U-turns, they just throw me off track. The steamroller man was really nice and actually stopped for me and I wanted to smile at him while I ran past but my eyes weren't in (running blind literally) and i didn't know if he was scowling at this idiotic person who made him stop his engine just so she could run past. So i just scurried quickly past the vehicle. On my last round I saw the most disappointing sight. Actually I smelt it first. This man holding a ciggie in front me and as i ran past I realised he had a pram in his hands and there was a beautiful baby boy inside, inhaling all that cigarette smoke. How sad.

Went home and realised that my butt was REALLY hurting. Right at the part where my thigh joins my butt there was a huge ache, and it must have been where the seat of the bicycle was pressing into when i was cycling. And of course, the makings of a massive bruise are appearing on the left side of my buttcheek. Great. Hurts like mad too.

I'm so proud of myself! 8km! WHEE!

ETA: I really really want to go back to HK and get 10 more of those H&M tanks. In every available color. :( Is anyone going there?? Or know of anyone who has a H&M in the vicinity? PLEASE I AM SUFFERING FROM H&M WITHDRAWAL!

My butt hurts! Claire and I are epic failures, falling all over the place during cycling. Good thing there were no cameras around to capture anything best left forgotten.

Aiming to run 7k today!
We'll see what happens.

what's up with loser guys man.
seriously. just get in a box and i'll ship you all to the moon.